Long time, no write!

Well hello there!
To anyone who still bothers to look here (which I doubt it anyone) then sorry if I have dissappointed by not writing lately.
I've simply been too exhausted from partying weekends and working all weeks!
However, I must admit, I've been loving every second.
You know what I say? FUCK trying to achieve the impossible - do what makes you happy and that's all that matters.
I don't need a good job or buckets of money to make me happy... I just need a hug every once in a while and someone to let me know I'm loved.
I am proud to say that I work to live rather than I live to work.
I have the kind of life I want.
Consider me a failure for been a drop out if you please, as I once did, because I honestly couldn't care less. I see myself as a success with a whole world to explore ahead of me.
I'll still write every now and then :)
Please keep reading!
- A Failure x

Two steps backwards...

Ugh so I haven't wrote here for a few days now.
The reason?
I'm ill D:
My life has been so uneventful its just not been worth discussing!
I feel as though I had taken a babystep forward with quitting my job and whatnot.
But now it's as though I have taken two giant leaps backwards.
You see I'm sick with tonsilitus for approximately the sixth time since around November. Therefore, I have been referred to the hospital to see a throat specialist and Im going to get my tonsils removed.
So, Ive took the last shift in Maccies off today (yay for never having to go back there) which means I wont get my holiday pay which Im owed D: Which means I shall remain poor xD
Also, the bastards have refused to give me a reference so my two other jobs aren't too happy about that so I need to magically shit out two references by Friday or something or I'll end up a dolite.
Ughhh.

Sorry for miserableness today.
Share my pain, people :(

-A Failure x

Drinking Disasters!

A lesson I learnt earlier today - never text while using mouthwash.
For some reason I forgot that you're not supposed to swallow it and well, basically drank like half a bottle.
My mate then told me I was going to die unless I drank 5 litres of water to dilute it.
So, been the gulliable twatbag that I am I drank 2 and a bit litres of water and then vomitted. I was then pissing for England for quite a while after. Lovely :]

Surprise surprise though! I am not dead!

Right now, I am raving on my own :3
My ex came round today and well Im such a slut hahaha. Oopsies.
Using isn't fun. Nor is been used.
But don't be silly wrap your willy, lads, and all will be fine, y'know?

Drink is what today has revolved around.
Vodka is my lover.
Lemme hear your best drunken experiences, please?

-A Failure x

Easter!

This may be a day late but ah well,
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE! :)
I got a total of four easter eggs, but couldn't eat a single one due to waking up with swollen tonsils.
I think a trip to the doctors is in order this week as I'm finding it very difficult to swallow!
However, I had a wonderful day off work just as I am doing today too!
Back to work tomorrow though, but I don't mind too much. Something to do isn't it!
I could really really do with a good night out.
Anyone want to come? xD

-A Failure x

Quitter + Aww dear.

Ok, so I quit my job today.
And I've never been happier.
But isn't that supposed to be a bad thing? You may ask...
However, for me right now, this is a really really REALLY good thing!
I've never felt prouder of my little self.
You see, this is yet another step forward. I know some of you out there would probably think of it as a step backwards.
But doing this, will help me to regain a more active social life yet again as I will now have weekends off after next Sunday! :D It will also allow me to use my weekends to regain energy. I still have two jobs on the go so it's not like I'm going to be poor!
My boss (the bitch!) did call me a "dissappointment" when I told her I was leaving though, but who cares?! I never have to see that hagged old bitch ever again!
The workplace was the dissappointment - not me.
If they had have given me the extra hours as promised then I wouldn't have had to go looking for a new job!


Anyways, in other news, I heard today that one of my close friends got bottled in the face twice last night just because he happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
My deepest thoughts go out to him and I hope he is ok <3
I really should go and see him!

I hope everyone is having fun getting geared up for Easter!
That's all for now,

-A Failure x

One small step...

Hello there :)

Before I start chunnering on, I want to apologise for any poor grammar / spelling - I'm incredibly tired!
I'm pretty sure I'm coming down with a common cold or something because my nose is so blocked and my throat is tickling as though someone is permanently attacking it with a feather duster. My own fault really, going out in all weathers!
Actually, sack that, I blame the typical English weather! Pfft :P

Anyways, as you may or may not have noticed, I have not written here for the previous two days. You see, I have hopped aboard the Train of Success!
Baby steps so far, but over the past few days I have saved all my pennies and got myself some provisional driving licence forms! (About bleeding time, eh!) So, I shall have it sent off as soon as I can find myself some time to get a passport pic.
And then, drivers, BE WARNED! As I WILL be on the roads as soon as my magic, plastic, much-much-MUCH-wanted licence comes through the post!

Anyways, I think that'll do for tonight as like I previously said I'm exhausted.
I think I'll be asleep within minutes of posting this!
Night all,

-A Failure x

Fatteh and Friend Fashion Fail!

I got called fat today! :|
Devastated. That is definately a first!
So to start with getting back on track with life, I shall cut down on eating crap!

My friend also reckons that I am gaining weight because of the amount of time I work around food... apparently, even though I don't eat the food that I serve/prepare/etc then I can still gain weight from it. (Apparently the fats are absorbed through my skin?! Please comment and let me know if this is true or not?!)

I blame my weekend job for that mostly, especially after last night!

Anyway, today was rather easy, however annoyed me ever so slightly.
I turned up for my cafe job only to find that the keys hadn't been left for me to open up! Also the main entrance has changed and it took me half an hour to even find the door. I felt so idiotic! I bet the dudes looking at the cameras had a right laugh watching me dash around the building like a freaking bee stuck in a window or something!
Anyways, I arrived for nothing as it was impossible for me to get into my work area so I had to go back home.



Except for I decided to go out instead to see my friend's freshly cut hair!
She looks like a dyke, in all truth, and everyone has told her this.
Some of the "compliments" she recieved from others included:
-"You look like an escaped convict!"
-"What charity did you do that for?"
-"Was it an accident?" You see the image to the left is how she has had it styled... except on her it looks more like a bit of a baldy patch!
She's my fail of the day but I still love her <3
Bless!

That's all for now,
-A Failure x

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