Fatteh and Friend Fashion Fail!

I got called fat today! :|
Devastated. That is definately a first!
So to start with getting back on track with life, I shall cut down on eating crap!

My friend also reckons that I am gaining weight because of the amount of time I work around food... apparently, even though I don't eat the food that I serve/prepare/etc then I can still gain weight from it. (Apparently the fats are absorbed through my skin?! Please comment and let me know if this is true or not?!)

I blame my weekend job for that mostly, especially after last night!

Anyway, today was rather easy, however annoyed me ever so slightly.
I turned up for my cafe job only to find that the keys hadn't been left for me to open up! Also the main entrance has changed and it took me half an hour to even find the door. I felt so idiotic! I bet the dudes looking at the cameras had a right laugh watching me dash around the building like a freaking bee stuck in a window or something!
Anyways, I arrived for nothing as it was impossible for me to get into my work area so I had to go back home.



Except for I decided to go out instead to see my friend's freshly cut hair!
She looks like a dyke, in all truth, and everyone has told her this.
Some of the "compliments" she recieved from others included:
-"You look like an escaped convict!"
-"What charity did you do that for?"
-"Was it an accident?" You see the image to the left is how she has had it styled... except on her it looks more like a bit of a baldy patch!
She's my fail of the day but I still love her <3
Bless!

That's all for now,
-A Failure x

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Six turns to Nine

Ugh so here I am again, writing this blog at stupid o'clock! (2am ish actually)
Not long got home from a seemingly never-ending shift.
Six hours it was supposed to be... SIX! NOT NINE!
However they phoned me up and requested that I be in one hour earlier than my schedueled time.
Me, been the fool that I am, agreed. My thoughts where "Ah well what's an extra hour, eh? Few extra pennies in the pocket!"
However on arrival to work they sneakily changed the floor plan to read that I was to work an extra two hours on the end of the shift, not including the hour that I had arrived earlier for!
Don't get me wrong, it's good that they're giving overtime. However, when it's unwanted - due to the fact that they have me working like a donkey from the second I arrive to the second I leave all for minimum wage - then I'd prefer to just go home and relax.
This may sound lazy, but you have to understand... All I ever do is work. I have 1 day MINIMUM off per week, if that.
Everyone needs some time to regenerate energy, you know? D=

Anyways, enough of my ramblings for tonight.
Hopefully there'll be something much more positive and productive for you to read tomorrow!

Night all
-A Failure x

The start of new beginnings...

Well hello there.
I see you have stumbled upon the blog which is that of a failure.
Here I shall write about my day to day scramblings of my failing life and you can watch and share my emotions (hopefully) as I make a titanic attempt of turning my life back around - back into the correct direction once again.
So, "Why a failure?" you ask?
My main reason is that I did not finish college.
Therefore, I am working to live and living to work.
My jobs are of the kind which require buckets of energy and hard labour in return of a few measly pounds. And yes, jobs... I have three.
You see, I have this ideology that everyone in life has a purpose to fulfill. The way that I am currently living my life is not the way that I am going to achieve fulfilling my purpose - therefore I define myself as a failure.
My life's purpose, in my eyes, is to achieve. Whether this be by achieving things academically or even socially, I still strive to achieve.
I am doing neither of these things at the minute.
I failed academically by not completing my college course.
I failed socially by losing contact with many once-loved people.
I plan to turn this around drastically.
Care to watch?
Also feel free to comment with your thoughts on my beliefs.

-A Failure x